My Daily Junk
In honor of the new an amazing season two of Tila Tequila’s “A shot at love” I am going to make a list.
Differences between boys and girls
1. Boys have their action figures and girls have their barbies (no matter whether they cut the heads off or not)
2. Boy’s do what their Penis says and girls do what their heart (and boobs) say
3. Boys have the sand box and girls have the play house
4. Boy’s don’t have to go throuh a “I hate penis so much right now labor” and girls do
5. Boys have beer and girls have cocktails
6. Boys pretend to like shopping and girls shop like it’s their job
7. Boys like fast cars and girls like fast cars with flare
8. Boys like video games and girls like to crush boys in video games
9. Boys like to take girls to horror movies and girls like to be held during them
10. A boy becomes a father when he see’s his baby and a girl becomes a mother once she concieves
Reality: Both want love
In honor of the new an amazing season two of Tila Tequila’s “A shot at love” I am going to make a list.
Differences between boys and girls
1. Boys have their action figures and girls have their barbies (no matter whether they cut the heads off or not)
2. Boy’s do what their Penis says and girls do what their heart (and boobs) say
3. Boys have the sand box and girls have the play house
4. Boy’s don’t have to go throuh a “I hate penis so much right now labor” and girls do
5. Boys have beer and girls have cocktails
6. Boys pretend to like shopping and girls shop like it’s their job
7. Boys like fast cars and girls like fast cars with flare
8. Boys like video games and girls like to crush boys in video games
9. Boys like to take girls to horror movies and girls like to be held during them
10. A boy becomes a father when he see’s his baby and a girl becomes a mother once she concieves
Reality: Both want love
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