New blue and black highlights say what!?

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So thanks to BUBBLES! SHOUT OUT! I have a wonderful idea for this entry. Today I got an amazing haircut, which includes the awsome blue and black highlights that I got at Momotaro. I only let Katsu cut my hair because he is amazing and I have had some bad experiences.

Things that you will not find in a hair salon

1. A non-asian person unless they are getting their hair cut

2. Tooth paste…dude why would you find toothpaste at a hair salon this isn’t cvs!

3. A straight, male hairdresser…sorry guys they just dress too well and no one could be straight and make my hair look this good

4. Lack of mirrors…maybe hair salons are for narcistic people lol

5. Animals…wrong place although that would be amusing to have ur pets get their hair cut with you…then we could all be paris hilton (barf)

6. Stupid people…everyone is good at math I mean when you hand over those tips they are keeping an eye on you

7. Sushi chefs…they always ask you if you are thirsty, but did they ever think you would be hungry too?

8. Poor people…haircuts are pricey bitches

9. Pain free zone…sometimes it hurts to be beautiful

10. An English dictionary…they should though then maybe some people wouldn’t get terrible haircuts

Solution: Go to Momotaro it’s the best haircut place ever and if you go to the one in Scarsdale, NY ASK FOR KATSU!

I WANT TO BE A HAMSTER NOW!

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Okay, I am really pissed off right now. My friend and I have been excitedly waiting to get our giant hamster balls and when I go to order it they are sold out! I MEAN THAT'S REDIC! For those of you who don't know what they are...well ur deprived. They are giant inflatable balls that humans can sit and run around in. There is no better way to take out stress then to smash into your siblings in giant inflatable balls.

WHY YOU MUST HAVE A GIANT HAMSTER BALL

1. They are inflatable and anything inflatable is cool as long as it's not an inflatable doll

2. You can pretend ur a hamster

3. You can take out a lot of anger

4. Not many people have them

5. Entertains for hours especially, when you are laughing at people in them

6. Any game you play while in them is so much better than they were before

7. It's my anti drug

8. They come in many colors and sizes

9. You can sit and hang out in them

10. They are comfy

What I would rather be doing

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With the day I had at work I feel the need to make a list of jobs I would rather have.

Jobs I wish I had

1. Food critic ( I mean common there is nothing wrong with free food!)

2. Sky diving instructor (I think that it would be funny to see someone go splat)

3. Professional snowboarder (you get to be around hot guys and snow board!)

4. Sumo wrestler ( you are famous for being fat and you get to wear those funny diapers)

5. Actress (You get to wear gorgeous dresses, act, and be in the tabloids)
6. President (At least I wouldn’t be Bush)

7. Cake decorater (Make cakes look amazing for famous people)

8. DJ (Have a posse and club all the time)

9. The host of trl (you get to be a celeb and meet celebs)

10. On broadway (surrounded by all the gay guys you want and you get to wear amazing costumes)

Single? PSH no I am married to TV

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I am proud to admit my addiction to TV. I mean who wants to live without it? There are way too many awsome shows to watch. I mean what would I do on Monday’s if I didn’t have Greek, the paper, and the hills. What about tuesday without life of ryan and a shot at love? What about wednesday’s without the real world and project runway!? What about Thursday’s without grey’s anatomy and Ugly betty?! Saturday’s without saturday night live?! I DON’T THINK SO! Clearly, my biggest problem obviously is that Friday’s and Sunday’s have NOTHING. My rant must end with a list…

Top TV shows we can’t live without

1. Grey’s Anatomy

2. Greek

3.Project

4. The Paper

5. Made

6. Real world

7. The Hills

8. Top model

9. Saturday night live

10. A shot at love

11. Life of ryan

12. Ugly betty

13. Scrubs

14. Anything on disney

15. Lword

16. Queer as folk

17. Food network

18. TRL

19. Girls next door

20. Family guy

21. My super sweet 16

22. Heroes

23. Wildn Out

24. Cribs

25. Punk’d

26. That 70’s show

27. Nickolodeon

28. Friends

29. Pimp my ride

30. New Port Harbor

Sugar and Spice and everything nice...doesn't describe college forms

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Today after a good day at work I spent a beautiful 3 hours on doing college forms with my parents. They said that since they did all of the boring forms last year that they want me to do it with them this year…aka they want to pass down the torch of BORDOM!

What happens when parents and teens fill out college forms

1. FASFA can kiss my ass

2. I doze off and get yelled at

3. Parents fight

4. Technical support is generally called due to the retarded government

5. I start coloring things like power puff girls signs

6. I eat two popsicals, a mini kitkat bar, and some sushi

7. May lose brain sells from the amount of math that you have to do and forgot by the end of the year

8. You get told your never getting a car because college is so expensive

9. You memorize your social security number becuase of the amount of times that you have to fill it in

10. Your computer probably crashes due to over load

11. Someone is bound to storm off angry

12. You start finding every excuse to get up and leave

13. You fail at leaving

14. People start to complain

15. Bitch in 0 to 5 seconds

16. You are puking because of the amount of advil you had to take to rid of your headache

17. You learn absolutely NOTHING

18. Crying doesn’t work

19. Neither does money…probably because you don’t have much and that is why you are filling out the forms

20. Suck up to the scholarships as much as you can

Urban sports say what?!

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There is nothing good about public pranking unless your a gorgeous british guy.

What you could expect when you knock and don’t run

1. A blank stare

2. You may piss someone off

3. There could be someone really ugly

4. AKA a fat woman

5. Someone could get really violent

6. Someone could curse at you

7. You could get the door slammed in your face

8. You will have to probably knock multiple times…be persistant DON’T GIVE UP!

9. You have to wear a black cow boy hat otherwise forget it

10. You could get your own tv show

Basically, this guy is God. PERIOD.

I like boys I like girls

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In honor of the new an amazing season two of Tila Tequila’s “A shot at love” I am going to make a list.

Differences between boys and girls

1. Boys have their action figures and girls have their barbies (no matter whether they cut the heads off or not)

2. Boy’s do what their Penis says and girls do what their heart (and boobs) say

3. Boys have the sand box and girls have the play house

4. Boy’s don’t have to go throuh a “I hate penis so much right now labor” and girls do

5. Boys have beer and girls have cocktails

6. Boys pretend to like shopping and girls shop like it’s their job

7. Boys like fast cars and girls like fast cars with flare

8. Boys like video games and girls like to crush boys in video games

9. Boys like to take girls to horror movies and girls like to be held during them

10. A boy becomes a father when he see’s his baby and a girl becomes a mother once she concieves

Reality: Both want love

I'm going to be a panther purrrrrrrrrrr

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So, after leaving The Culinary Intstitute of America I can safely say that I will be going to SUNY Purchase Go Class of 2012!!!!!!!!

Reasons to go to SUNY PURCHASE!
1. It’s a SUNY SCHOOL!

2. It’s close to the city

3. Free transportation buses

4. Student parking

5. It’s super liberal

6. Sports and clubs are amazing

7. So many majors

8. Decent food on campus

9. PARTY SCHOOL!

10. CULTURE SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD

Honest to blog?

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The movie Juno in my opinion is one of the most amazing movies I have ever seen. The reason I feel that I can share Juno on my blog is because of how amusing I find it that “Honest to blog?” is used in the movie. It is clear to me that the incredible screen writer Diablo Cody is a fan of blogging! I am certainly a fan of the movie.

Honest to blog, Juno is Amazing…because
1. Ellen page is in it

2. Blogs have a moment of fame

3. “As far as boy friends go Paulie Bleeker is totally boss”

4. Ellen page is for shiz up the spout (in the movie)

5. Ellen page throws up a blue slurpee in her step mom’s urn

6. Gold Running shorts

7. The cutest ending ever

8. Slasher movies and guitar sessions with the gorgeous Jason Batemen

9. It’s a Romantic comedy!

10. Condoms that make junk smell like pie

Work work back to work :)

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Today was a very special day my children. I got to go back to work! YAY! I am supposed to wear my back brace, not lift anything, not reach over, and not bend down. Annoyingly, I am only allowed to work 4 hours a day right now. Anyway, so I was having fun messing around with my co workers until the inevitable happened. I had this really weird feeling that something bad was going to happen. I didn’t know what, but I was getting bad vibes….

Things that could have gone at work…that did

1. The beginning was really slow

2. Not all of my hot guy’s were there today

3. My station looked like a bomb dropped on it when I arived

4. The manager that everyone hates was there

5. The whole time I worked I was filled with intoxicating sesamie street songs on the speaker system

6. I had to do 5000 samples of chicken pot pie

7. I had to redo the 5000 samples because the asshole manager said that they looked like we were feeding the customer’s meals

8. A woman came in asking for crabcakes that were all the way in the back…I had to go to the front to reach them and I had to open the caseResult of opening the case: All of the 5000 new samples fell all over the floor

9. I had to clean up the new/now inedible samples that fell on the floor

10. I had to redo the 5000 samples…again

11. Too many stupid people came in asking my section of prepared foods dumb questions

12. Do you have any more kosher brownies?
Thinking: Does it look like we are a fucking bakery?
Said: They are over by the bakery miss.

13. Do you have any more Kosher food products?
Thinking: Yea right fucking behind you where there is the massive sign saying Kosher products.
Said: They are right behind you sir, right where the Kosher product signs are.
Result: The man still went to the wrong section…it was right next to the kosher products

14. Do you have any more Tuna?
Thinking: IN THE SEAFOOD DEPARTMENT!
Said: Its right on the rack by the seafood department miss.

15. What Samples are these?
Thinking: no comment
Said while grinding my teeth: Chicken pot pie, please have some.

16. My back starting hurting

17. Someone put pricing stickers all over my back brace and I had to remove them

18. I had a headache and a panic attack from remembering my child hood from all of that obnoxious sesamie street music

19. I had a double expresso, a massive cup of coffee, and a redbull to keep me on my toes all in four hours
Result: I was shaking so much that I almost dropped a knife on my foot

20: We had to reclean out the low boys
What I learned at work today aka math class

Balducci’s+Balduche bags(customers)= If the people I worked with weren’t so awsome and I didn’t get paid rediculously well I wouldn’t work there

We are wii when wii are weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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For realze we have to talk about the Nintendo Wii. Okay, first is story time. So, about two years ago or so...when the wii first came out I wanted it more than anything! EVEN MORE THAN CHOCOLATE! People who know me know that's huge. Well, I didn't get the wii until one beautiful day called my 19th birthday. The Nintendo Wii is actually still in such high demand that my wonderful father went at 5am in the morning to the Nintendo store in NYC to get me the Wii with the amazing Mario Party 8, Wii play (with controller), Wii sports (which comes with the Wii along with one controller and nunchuck), and another nunchuck. He was the 14th person in line. I mean common people...how many insane people go at 5am to get the wii daily? The store said usually 50 to 100, but now a days it's 30 to 40. I just have this wonderfully histerical picture in my head of 30 people in 30 degree weather in little huts that probably cost more than the wii just to get their hands on one. I can understand why, but I am glad my daddy did it instead of me. Btw (by the way) I am playing mario party 8 with my friend as we speak. So, of course we need a list now right?

Reasons why the Nintendo Wii is so amazing

1. Nintendo makes it

2. It is the most interactive game system in existance

3. It is actually considered exercise (yes, they actually use it in old people homes)

4. It has the best games ever! Mario Kart with it's own driving wheel comes out on April 27th!

5. Most of the games are multiplayer so there is a long time amount of fun for you and all your friends and family

6. You can connect wirelessly to the internet

7. It's skinny and pint size (What everyone wants according to the media)

8. It has a photo edit program, shopping program, and you can create your own people

9. The controllers have a lot of cool colored, rubber skins and straps ( I suggest getting them because a lot of people actually end up in the hospital because of tossing a controller into someone, or something)

10. You can use game cube games and game cube controllers, which means you aren't wasting all that money that you spent on the game cube.

11. It's so cool everybodies doing it! (PURE PRESSURE THROUGH COMPUTER SCREEN!)

12. It's 1000 times better than xbox 360 with games and graphics

13. Because I said so

14. The warenty is very long (long long time)...meaning that if anything happens they will take care of it. They even have tech support that actually knows what they are talking about.

15. The manuals are in every language and you can actually understand them.

16. You can sell it for a lot on ebay

17. It never gets boring

18. It's good for all ages

19. There isn't going to be a better system for a while

20. I love my wii so you will too! They might be coming out with a wii phone!

You are a lot harder than I thought

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It's not like I thought blogging was going to be easy, but it's going way over my head. I mean when my fellow friend and blogger told me to study marketing books and was telling me to type all these html codes I felt like an alien. I mean I was getting so excited over figuring out the most simple things. Why is it that passion is never enough? I say that newbie bloggers should unite with our massive, impossible to understand, 5000000 page html text books and study up.

So many people use the word passion like it's nothing.

List of things a girl can be "passionate" about

1. Waking up in time to put on our make up and straighten our hair
2. An inventor...more like magician in trying to figure out how to be skinny without going to the gym and while eating out all of dunkin donuts
3. Having the "cutest" laptop
4. Having the coolest aka most expensive cell phone on the market
5. Getting a senior to take you to prom
6. Making the cheer leading team
7. Winning concert tickets on z100 by calling from all the phones in the house at once
8. Having the giant pink dog from FAO Schwartz (I have always wanted that dog though...not gonna lie)
9. Driving the most expensive and cute convertible
10. Shopping...maxing out parents credit cards

Yes, I am a girl and I enjoy having my black belt in shopping and fighting over the env phone that my little brother who continues to break all of his phones doesn't deserve, but those are just things I enjoy. Blogging is something I AM passionate about and I will not give up without a fight!

Learning the hard way

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List of things our parents tell us not to do, but we do anyway

1.When you first pass your drivers test and we hand you the keys DON'T drive more than one person around.

What we are thinking: Yea right! I can't wait to drive all my friends around to the mall during school hours
What we say: Of course I won't

2.DON'T leave your home work last minute

What we are thinking: Procrastination psh
What we say: I never procrastinate that's what gets me my straight A's, not kissing up to teachers.

3.When you are doing your laundry at college DON'T mix your whites with your colors.

What we are thinking:I hate doing laundry! It's much faster to do it all in one load. What could possibly go wrong.
What we say: Why do you ever think I would ever do something that stupid?
Result:Oops. Oh well, Tye Dye is totally in this season.

4.DON'T party hard at school, or you are going to get sick.

What we are thinking: How could partying make you sick?
What we say: I won't, stop bothering me about it! It's my life!

5.DON'T keep food all over your dorm room and take out the trash.

What we are thinking:Was that a mouse that just passed by?
What we say:I will take out the trash every day.

6.DON'T drink.

What we are thinking: Nothing because we are puking everywhere.
What we say: I would never drink under age.

7. DON'T cut classes even if they are early in the morning.

What we are thinking: If I am going to go in my pj's anyway I mind as well stay in bed.
What we say: I will set my alarm clock.

8.DON'T spend the money we give you for food and supplies on clothing and video games.

What we are thinking: I almost forgot to add Victoria Secret to the list.
what we say: I would never max out the credit card.

9.DON'T use the emergency credit card unless it is truly an emergency.

What we are thinking: My nails need tending too a manicure is a necessity!
What we say: I won't use it without asking you first.

10.DON'T do anything stupid.

What we are thinking: But that would just violate how I feel about the other 9 other things I said I wouldn't do.
What we say: I won't do anything you wouldn't do.

Results: College is the shit especially when we end up going against everything our rents said. I guess we all have to learn the hard way...but it's fun :-p lol

New obsessions

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Okay, this is getting really intense. Do you remember when you were little and you either watched the same Barney or power rangers video over and over again? Since i'm bed ridden I can't stop watching Juno and I can't stop Face Booking. This is serious stuff people. I feel like I am turning into my little sister who has terrifyingly managed to burn that movie about twins switching places into my head. Look at me!!!! I can't even remember the name my brain is so fried! I should really be paying attention to the election.

You turn 18..well I'm now 19 and you are so excited to be legal and you can vote and now it's like why do I want to take up all of my time by watching the news and reading 5000 terribly written, yet identical articles over and over again. Everything that I know so far I learned from Saturday Night Live. I am going to be happy just to get Bush outta here. Then there is that whole thought process where I figure that Obama won't beat McCain, but I don't want to vote for Hilary. F**k who am I kidding? I don't even know how to use the freaking machine. I mean as a kid my parents used to sometimes take me into the booth with them and tell me to pull the lever, but there are so many buttons! As far as I am concerned it's just a confusing heaven for people with ADD. The shininess clearly blocked the brains of many Americans as George Bush became our President. Yea, I think I made my point.


Obsessions are bad...where's the nearest help group lol

A new direction for a new pain

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A new direction for my blog...I fractured my 4th vertebrea and cracked one of my ribs.

Where:Friends house

What: Down the stairs

Why: I was being a stupid teenager

What am I doing now you ask?

I am fully drugged on narcotics and either sleeping, watching 50 truly terrible TV shows, and taking my frustration out on my Wii. It's day 9 and I am going f***ing insane! The only perk is that since my mom works at home she waits on me hand and foot. Heres an example of what I do the 4 hours I am awake every day. MOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU BRING ME SOME CHINESE FOOD?!


So far I have already beat two video games in this time. It's getting rediculous. If I am lucky I have some friends who come to visit me. I am sure they have fun with me considering I am passed out most the time. They do get to do whatever they want in my room then though.


Today's Plan:

1.Watch the redic high school drama of "The Paper"

2. Take drugs and sleep

3.Sleep some more

4.Pet my kitty

5. Shoot things on Wii

6.Take more drugs

7.Sleep

8.If I don't sleep through it I will watch the new "Real World Hollywood" Premire...fat chance

Goal:Watch Juno as much as possible

Peace out cub scout,
Cripple