Every time we touch I get this feeling

DAILY JUNK

Lately I have been thinking a lot about love and relationships, so for everyone out there I figured I would make a list…

What girls want in a relationship

1. Commitment…don’t cheat PERIOD

2. Attention…it doesn’t mean all the time, but the little things you notice counts

3. Cuddling…a must

4. Care…show that you care about your anniversaries and about what’s going on with them

5. “Being sexual” they want it just as much so stop thinking otherwise

6. Old school…ask them out and be a nice guy

7. Personality…don’t be fake be yourself

8. Shopping…if you can handle shopping with girls then ur all set

9. When you hang out together with your friends don’t ignore her

10. Don’t hide or be ashamed of the relationship…hold her hand

11. Don’t pressure…no seriously no means no

12. Listen…actually listen to what we have to say

13. Romantic…roses and chocolate can’t hurt

14. Dates…people kinda stopped “dating”…make a regular plan and an occassional special date

15. Don’t tell her that she looks fat…no actually mean what you say because we can tell

SUMMER TIME SUGAR BABY 2008

DAILY JUNK

The summer has been here technically for a while considering I have been home working during the transfer, but it’s not summer to me until my friends come home and we are all hanging out every day. The time has come and this summer is going to be amazing!

Why summer is so amazing

1. Your friends are home

2. Parties

3. No home work

4. No class

5. Sleeping in

6. Making money

7. Staying out really late

8. Road trips

9. Summer flings/continuing relationships

10. Concerts

11. Out door movies

12. Fire works

13. Ice cream

14. Sleep overs every night

15. Less worrying

16. Clubbing

17. Shopping

18. Photo opps

19. Freedom

20. Blasting music out of the car windows on the highway

Sex, drugs, and alcohol....no money

DAILY JUNK

You know your a college girl when

1. You go to class with a hang over because it’s thirsty thursday

2. Homework consists of trying to find a new relationship or trying to fix one

3. The most popular sport is beer pong

4. In order to go shopping you have to go under the couches to find change

5. Whats class again?

6. The library is the best place for sleep

7. Going to the hottest greek house for a party is the best day of your life

8. You join 50000 clubs, but don’t necessarily go to all of them

9. Quiet hours are for squares

10. Dilivery is the best thing at midnight

11. Showering with people is a must

12. Sex is your job

13. A B C D…what were the other letters?

14. If you have a car at school you are automatically popular

15. Stay away from the sketchy teachers unless you really need the A

Room rules

DAILY JUNK

I am really excited about going to Purchase especially, since I have the most amazing roomates ever! The reason is because I got to choose them. See when I was at CIA I had some terrible…I mean disasterous experiences with roomates. One even had sex in the bed next to me at 4am when I had to wake up for class at 6am. Yea…wasn’t fun at all. So three roomates later I finally have someone I liked, but we still have our differences. My point is that no matter how close you are and how similar you are to your roomate(s) you must always have a list of rules persay so that no fighting and bullshit goes down.

List of topics you must discuss with your roomates

1. Hot and cold…my theory is that if it’s too hot for someone and too cold for the other the person who is cold should put layers on because you can not remove your skin

2. Talk about having significant others in the room for messing around…be chill and say that you are going to have someone over prior and ask if it is okay

3. Sides of the room….if you are really good friends with your roomates you shouldn’t really have this problem, but you should deff make everyone aware of what your personal belongings will be kept and what you wish for no one to touch

4. TV/Music/Phone…make sure that noise levels are respected…if someone is sleeping don’t start blaring music and if you need to sleep with the TV on low, or listen to music low either put on head phones, or let your roomates know you have this issue so that you can come to a comprimise

5. Having people over…In many schools there is an ammount of people that you can have in the room…I say fuck that unless someone is sleeping, or studying…it’s obvious to not bring like 5 people over

6. Cleaning…some people are clean people and others aren’t…see if you can come to a happy medium

7. Night or light….if someone is a night person and the other is a morning person make sure that both are quiet at their hours so the other roomates can sleep

8. The fridge and microwave…I suggest everyone bring your own, but if you don’t and you share then everyone should label their foods that aren’t to be shared and you better respect it otherwise be prepared to pay up

9. Alchy, cigs, drugs…first off if they don’t smoke then don’t do it in the room and if they aren’t comfortable with you secretly hiding your alchy and drugs then don’t do it becuase they will get in trouble when you are caught too…yes this counts as growing weed in your house plants

10. ROOMATE LOVE….just DON’T do it…don’t move in with your sig other and don’t mess around with any of your roomates…it’s going to leave a big mess…have people sleep over if you want and if you start to date one of your roomates then change rooms unless it’s an unusual circumstance

STUPID PEOPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!

DAILY JUNK

If you want to meet some stupid people come to my job. Today was really amazing. I think I got dumber by the questions that I was asked.

Things not to ask me at work

1. If you are standing infront of the entire section of roasted chickens PLEASE do not ask me if they are chickens because next time I will say they are turkeys

2. Don’t ask me what a bistro meal is when the explination is right in front of you

3. The second you walk into the store don’t ask where something is…instead why don’t you try and use the tiny brain you have and look for it

4. Don’t ask me if there is an item in the case if you don’t see a sign that says it

5. Don’t ask me where the kosher products are when they are right behind you with bright colored lables all over the shelves and on the items saying kosher

6. STOP ASKING ME WHERE THE SPOONS AND FORKS ARE

7. Don’t ask me when something was made…instead READ THE FUCKING DATE

8. Don’t ask me where the soups are when you are staring at them

9. Don’t ask me what to put your salad in when there are various containers sitting on top of the salad bar

10. Don’t ask me what the samples are if there is a huge sign and a product case next to it