Saturday, May 3, 2008

Sex, drugs, and alcohol....no money

DAILY JUNK

You know your a college girl when

1. You go to class with a hang over because it’s thirsty thursday

2. Homework consists of trying to find a new relationship or trying to fix one

3. The most popular sport is beer pong

4. In order to go shopping you have to go under the couches to find change

5. Whats class again?

6. The library is the best place for sleep

7. Going to the hottest greek house for a party is the best day of your life

8. You join 50000 clubs, but don’t necessarily go to all of them

9. Quiet hours are for squares

10. Dilivery is the best thing at midnight

11. Showering with people is a must

12. Sex is your job

13. A B C D…what were the other letters?

14. If you have a car at school you are automatically popular

15. Stay away from the sketchy teachers unless you really need the A

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