DAILY JUNK
Today after a good day at work I spent a beautiful 3 hours on doing college forms with my parents. They said that since they did all of the boring forms last year that they want me to do it with them this year…aka they want to pass down the torch of BORDOM!
What happens when parents and teens fill out college forms
1. FASFA can kiss my ass
2. I doze off and get yelled at
3. Parents fight
4. Technical support is generally called due to the retarded government
5. I start coloring things like power puff girls signs
6. I eat two popsicals, a mini kitkat bar, and some sushi
7. May lose brain sells from the amount of math that you have to do and forgot by the end of the year
8. You get told your never getting a car because college is so expensive
9. You memorize your social security number becuase of the amount of times that you have to fill it in
10. Your computer probably crashes due to over load
11. Someone is bound to storm off angry
12. You start finding every excuse to get up and leave
13. You fail at leaving
14. People start to complain
15. Bitch in 0 to 5 seconds
16. You are puking because of the amount of advil you had to take to rid of your headache
17. You learn absolutely NOTHING
18. Crying doesn’t work
19. Neither does money…probably because you don’t have much and that is why you are filling out the forms
20. Suck up to the scholarships as much as you can
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